Awesome Team 5

Oddball

Rank: God, King and master of all he surveys.
Role: Herding cats
Specialty: Malevolent glowering. Smoking heavily.

Profile: Regular AT5 player. Complete misanthrope. Stoic and generally quiet. Leads by a combination of giving failed team mates dirty looks and telling them they sicken him. This seldom has any bloody effect.

Sharquo

Rank: Conscript
Role: Team sniper and godless tinkerer
Specialty: Gay sailoring

Profile: Regular player. Easily spotted with his flowing blond locks. Effective sniper with his ridiculously long rifle. As close as we can come to a team gunsmith although the results of his tinkerings are mixed at best.

Scout

Rank: Conscript
Role: Being trendy and breaking stuff.
Specialty: Howling loudly when shot.

Profile: Regular player. Likes to take on the enemy head on most of the time. Brave but potentially foolhardy. Can be an effective fighter until his AEG falls apart in his hands.

Umillar

Rank: Conscript
Role: Political incorrectness and riot shield bearer.
Specialty: Belching unbelievably loudly

Profile: Latest recruit to the team. Has a disturbing habit of wearing the colours of the Korps but we assume this is simply a tactic to confuse the enemy. Umillar has the capacity to burp so loudly that it sows fear and confusion among the enemy. We have tried to argue that all in a five meter radius of these emissions should count as killed but to no avail as yet.

M249 Tank

Rank: AWOL
Role: Support gunner
Specialty: Wearing loud American sports shirts

Profile: Our long absent support gunner. Can be good at laying down fire when in a decent position with the SAW. His loud shirts are also good at drawing large amounts of hostile fire.

CO3X

Rank: AWOL
Role: Being small
Specialty: Being small

Profile: Not recently seen on the airsoft field seemingly due to his single AEG being scrap metal and an unwillingness to borrow (or because his lift is usually M249 Tank). Can be crammed into ridiculously small spaces.